it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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