I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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