i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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