Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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