You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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