Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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