On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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