Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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