I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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