Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
