he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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