what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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