i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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