another moral hangover. fuck.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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