I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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