That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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