haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize