do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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