I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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