Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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