She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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