the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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