Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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