Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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