playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish i was in the wii world.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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