My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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