what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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