Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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