belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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