I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I think people are normalizing furries
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
