is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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