they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
