I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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