fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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