I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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