Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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