All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
