We won't sleep together?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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