Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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