I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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