it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
