all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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