Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and you said cock pushups were impossible
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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