Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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