Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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