i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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