I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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