Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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