if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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