garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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