I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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