I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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