Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Come see our sink grown plant.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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